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Hey libs.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 8/29/2014 5:40:00 PM  Discuss
Poll: Americans View Obama Biggest Failure, Reagan Greatest President Since 1900 (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: SmallMonkeyMuggles170 at 12/2/2013 9:29:00 PM  Discuss
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Uh-oh envirolibs.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 9/8/2013 3:18:00 PM  Discuss
Gallup....State numbers predict HUUUUUUGE Oblabber loss.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 2/1/2012 3:36:00 PM  Discuss
Jesse Ventura Endorses Ron Paul as the Only Anti-war Candidate (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootinmudscums at 12/29/2011 10:05:00 PM  Discuss
HARRY BELAFONTE: Obama has failed .... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 7/30/2011 10:57:00 AM  Discuss
New polls confirm Obama s Democratic base crumbles (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 7/26/2011 11:09:00 AM  Discuss
Vice President Biden Predicts Massive Job Growth in Coming Months (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 7/8/2011 7:42:00 PM  Discuss
John Lennon was a closet Republican (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootincommies at 6/29/2011 10:55:00 PM  Discuss
Jobs Picture Grows Worse as Weekly Claims Post Jump (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 6/23/2011 2:36:00 PM  Discuss
Under Obama, U.S. Casualty Rate in Afghanistan Increased 5-Fold (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 6/22/2011 10:28:00 PM  Discuss
OSAMABAMA KILLS 7 U.S. SERVICEMEN (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootincommies at 5/29/2011 2:45:00 PM  Discuss
OBAMA KILLS 6 MORE OF OUR MOTHER S SONS.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 4/2/2011 11:15:00 PM  Discuss
Congress Job Approval Rating Worst in Gallup History (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 12/15/2010 9:25:00 PM  Discuss
White House relied too much on BP, blocked spill info (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 10/7/2010 4:21:00 PM  Discuss
Gaddafi offers to keep blacks out of Europe. (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: RedAlienDaDa51 at 8/31/2010 9:08:00 AM  Discuss
KNEEGROWS AT IT AGAIN AT TEH IOWAY STATE FAIR.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 8/20/2010 1:33:00 PM  Discuss
FOXNEWS Reports Highest Ever Quarterly Profit... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootinsocialists at 5/4/2010 10:28:00 PM  Discuss
A song for the Repukes. (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 4/30/2010 1:21:00 PM  Discuss
OMG!!! LIB NEWS SEZ OBONGO SUCKS!!!.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootinsocialists at 4/2/2010 1:35:00 PM  Discuss
Woman gits teh munchies and freaks out.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 3/23/2010 10:18:00 AM  Discuss
Obama s Approval Rating Lowest Yet, Congress Declines (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 3/18/2010 9:22:00 PM  Discuss
Cocaine users making global warming worse (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 3/14/2010 11:46:00 PM  Discuss
Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits: There has been no global warming since 1995 (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 2/14/2010 11:24:00 PM  Discuss
Moodys Warns US On Credit Fears (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 2/4/2010 12:05:00 AM  Discuss
Breaking: Air America Ceases Live Programming, Will File for Bankruptcy.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 1/21/2010 8:33:00 PM  Discuss
Ex-weapons inspector Scott Ritter charged in child-sex sting (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 1/14/2010 1:31:00 PM  Discuss
Universe will expand forever. (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 1/4/2010 1:19:00 PM  Discuss
Israel harvested organs in 90s without permission (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Sharinganopinion at 12/20/2009 7:16:00 PM  Discuss
Arrest of US terror suspects wake up call : imam (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 12/11/2009 5:43:00 PM  Discuss
Fla. judges, lawyers must unfriend on Facebook (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 12/11/2009 5:33:00 PM  Discuss
Palin dodges tomatoes (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: ShyDogFood127 at 12/8/2009 5:45:00 PM  Discuss
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 11/28/2009 11:39:00 AM  Discuss
EDITORIAL: Hiding evidence of global cooling (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootincommies at 11/25/2009 9:21:00 PM  Discuss
Kanye who? Miley Cyrus voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 in online poll.... (NewsSpanker) (NSFW?)  Posted by: Iben at 10/29/2009 2:20:00 PM  Discuss
Start collecting nickels! (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 10/28/2009 7:26:00 PM  Discuss
CNN Drops to Last Place Among Cable News Networks (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 10/27/2009 11:21:00 AM  Discuss
Barack Obama sees worst poll rating drop in 50 years (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 10/23/2009 10:34:00 AM  Discuss
Brilliant Physicists Claim the Failure of the Super Collider May Have Been Ordained by God (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 10/19/2009 8:27:00 PM  Discuss
Poll: Only 34 percent of Californians approve of Pelosi s performance (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 10/19/2009 7:06:00 PM  Discuss
Real Time Gold Charts (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 10/14/2009 8:24:00 PM  Discuss
Many in US media skeptical of Obama s Nobel Prize (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 10/10/2009 4:46:00 PM  Discuss
China Urges Citizens to Buy Gold (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 9/30/2009 7:08:00 PM  Discuss
A D.C. whodunit: Who leaked and why? (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 9/22/2009 4:23:00 PM  Discuss
China to screw US investment banks. (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 9/2/2009 12:53:00 PM  Discuss
Mexico legalizes marijuana (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: muggles at 8/22/2009 12:12:00 PM  Discuss
After 6 Months, More View Obama s Presidency as a Failure Than Bush s (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben LMAO at Libs at 8/6/2009 5:17:00 PM  Discuss
FOXNEWS PROFIT 50 HIGHER THAN LAST YEAR... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Whackinov at 8/5/2009 10:31:00 PM  Discuss
Goldman Sachs Are Scum (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 7/16/2009 11:39:00 AM  Discuss
Hitler finds out about Palin resignation (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 7/13/2009 10:48:00 AM  Discuss
Goldman Sachs: Engineering every major market manipulation since the great depression (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 6/28/2009 12:18:00 PM  Discuss
The Crude Reality Of Peak Production (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 6/10/2009 9:50:00 PM  Discuss
Miley Breaks Up With Boyfriend (NewsSpanker) (NSFW?)  Posted by: Iben at 6/10/2009 11:32:00 AM  Discuss
Ex-US Rep. Jefferson faces federal bribery charges (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootinhippies at 6/7/2009 9:06:00 PM  Discuss
Liberalism Finally Explained (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben Shootinfaggotyfags at 5/26/2009 4:52:00 PM  Discuss
Lets Knit a White House Cozy in Protest!!!.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 5/6/2009 11:15:00 AM  Discuss
Amid swine flu outbreak, racism goes viral (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Sharinganopinion at 5/1/2009 11:32:00 AM  Discuss
President Oteleprompter fukks up again. HAHAHAHA!!!.... (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 4/27/2009 8:20:00 PM  Discuss
Rick Perry Begs Feds For Flu Help (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: ImpotentSlothHead706 at 4/27/2009 3:16:00 PM  Discuss
Sean Hannity is a proven liar (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 4/23/2009 2:06:00 PM  Discuss
Virginia Funeral Home Allegedly Abuses Bodies of Arlington-Bound Veterans (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: JohnQPubic at 4/18/2009 1:51:00 AM  Discuss
In Warrantless Wiretapping Case, Obama DOJ s New Arguments Are Worse Than Bush s (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 4/13/2009 8:25:00 PM  Discuss
CODEPINK calls on Congress to reject Obama request for 83 billion for wars (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: Iben at 4/13/2009 12:19:00 PM  Discuss
Red Cross CIA Torture Report. (NewsSpanker)  Posted by: smokeskull at 4/7/2009 11:00:00 PM  Discuss
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Hey libs.... (NewsSpanker)
You voated for him....
Byline: Iben

Pentagon says Iraq operations costing on average 7.5 million per day
I thought Owarmonger was bringin the boys home in 2008....
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Chef Shuffles Matt Lackey OUT at Flyte World Dining and Wine Mike Moranski IN as Executive Chef
Another dummazz Yahoo headline....
Byline: Iben

Event Planning Rolf and Daughters to Welcome NYC Chefs Pop Up in Stockholm
WTF kinda headline is this....
Byline: Iben

Ebola outbreak reaches Senegal riots break out in Guinea
This is some mighty fine news....
Byline: Iben

U.N. says 43 Golan peacekeepers seized by militants 81 trapped
Byline: ImpotentBaboonCar570

West Africa Ebola outbreak could infect 20 000 people WHO says
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Louisiana governor sues U.S. over education s Common Core
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Family devastated by reports of American Douglas McAuthur McCain killed fighting with ISIL
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Obama tells veterans better mental health care on the way
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