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Issue Number 1164Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Lesbian teen sues to force school to hold prom (AP)

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No wonder she can t git a date with guys.... (Pic)

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--Iben

Oink, oink.

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TIME.com: Top Stories
10 Big Ideas: The Next American Century 3/12/2010 12:55:00 AM Discuss
Why the Democrats Need to Hang Tough on Financial Reform 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Israeli Settlements in East Jerusalem Imperil Peace Process 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
How Millennials Perceive a New Generation Gap 3/11/2010 12:15:00 PM Discuss
NASCAR's 'Have at It' Policy: Risk of More Race-Car Wrecks? 3/12/2010 8:25:00 PM Discuss
Europe Alleges Bid Rigging in Pentagon Defense Contract 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
Australia and Indonesia Find It Hard to Make Up 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
Report: The Case for Global Warming Stronger Than Ever 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss

TIME.com: Top World Stories
Australia and Indonesia Find It Hard to Make Up 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
Israeli Settlements in East Jerusalem Imperil Peace Process 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
Eminent Pakistani Cleric Issues Fatwa Against Terrorism 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
Greece: New Strike Over Austerity Plans Sparks Violence 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss
Pope's Brother in German Catholic Church Abuse Scandal 3/13/2010 12:50:00 AM Discuss

TIME.com Top Politics Stories
Why the Democrats Need to Hang Tough on Financial Reform 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Arlen Specter: Will He Survive Pennsylvania Senate Race? 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Karl Rove Memoir 'Courage' Defends Bush Legacy, Iraq War 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Senate Seeks to Improve Regional Air Safety 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Schumer, Durbin Senate Fight: Dems Vie for Reid's Seat 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Jihad Jane: Terrorism Charge Boosts Patriot Act Support 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
Will Virginia Tea Party Politics Help or Hurt the GOP? 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss
SF Mayor Newsom To Run for CA Lt. Gov 3/13/2010 1:00:00 AM Discuss

TIME.com Top Business Stories
Boeing or Bust: Europeans Cry Foul Over a Defense Contract 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
U.S. Economy: February Retail Sales "Surprisingly Good" 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
Despite Colbert, Is Kwedit's Virtual Credit the Future? 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
Subprime Lending Crisis: Auto Loans Thrive, Housing Down 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
Bloomberg Sports Targets Fantasy Baseball, Major League 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
'Economics of Integrity' Author Bernasek on Trust, Wealth 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
East Africa's Oil and Gas: Drilling, Exploration Rising 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss
Disney-ABC, Cablevision Battle: More TV-Fee Fights Loom 3/12/2010 2:10:00 PM Discuss

TIME.com: Top Science and Health Stories
Report: The Case for Global Warming Stronger Than Ever 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
Amnesty International Report on U.S. Maternal Health 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
Call to Lift Ivory Sales Ban Threatens African Elephants 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
PepsiCo Tests Fertilizer to Cut Tropicana CO2 Emissions 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
Breast Pumping on Rise As Moms Choose Not to Breast-Feed 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
'How to Never Look Fat Again': No-Diet Tricks to Be Thin 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
'Hella-' Internet Campaign Lobbies for New Science Term 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss
Study: Older Men Want Sex More Than Older Women Do 3/12/2010 2:00:00 PM Discuss

TIME.com Top Arts Stories
Remember Me Review: Young Love, Hold the Vampires 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Cracked Video: Trailer for Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Chelsea Handler on 'Bang Bang,' Late Night, Funny Family 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Academy Award Presenters Revert from 'Oscar' to 'Winner' 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Pacquiao-Clottey Fight: One Bout Away from Mayweather? 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Detroit Institute of Arts' New Gallery: Islamic Works 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
'Hurt Locker' Beats 'Avatar': On the Oscar Winner, Loser 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Sandra Bullock Wins Best Actress: From Razzie to Oscar 3/12/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss

TIME.com: Top Photoessays and Slideshows
The 2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees, Then and Now 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
Love and Marriage in Prime Time 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
Scenes from the Pennsylvania Senate Race 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
The Rise and Fall of Mikhail Gorbachev 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
How to Dress Yourself Thin 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
Remembering Corey Haim 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
The Secret World of Cosplay 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss
Battlefield Priest 3/12/2010 7:40:00 PM Discuss

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HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Runaway Prius case presents nagging questions (AP)
Like why the dumb fucker didn t put it in neutral....
Byline: Iben

Obama Administration
Why nawt a bumpy hair pic?.... (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Reid s wife undergoes surgery after traffic crash (AP)
Soon to AZZraped with a double ended dildo by Tammy Faye....
Byline: Iben

Women on the pill may live longer study says (AP)
And screw longer....
Byline: Iben

2 months after Haiti quake housing still elusive (AP)
Why don t they just build grass huts in a circle....
Byline: Iben

Christian right leaders deeply troubled by the growing Tea Party movement (The Newsroom)
Tough shit....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
Libs suck....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
This country was founded on conservative principles....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
As it should be....
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Dems seek agreement quick vote on health care (AP)
How long have they been seeking these things?....
Byline: Iben

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