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Issue Number 1168Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Wednesday, March 17, 2010

STREET BEAT!

World s shortest man dies aged 21 (Reuters)

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I want one! (Pic)

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--smokeskull

Awesome. I promise I will feed it and take care of it.

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washingtonpost.com - Today's Highlights
GOP blasts Democrats' tactic for health-care bill 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
In Ohio, support among skeptics 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
Maliki demands recount in Iraq 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
Reform would shift Fed's power 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
Tide turns for drilling off Va. 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
Golf is now worth watching again 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
First lady calls out food makers 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss
Minus Ovechkin, Capitals maul Panthers, 7-3 3/17/2010 1:59:40 AM Discuss

Wash Post World
Nouri al-Maliki accuses Iraqi election panel of manipulating results 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
China appears to be preparing for Google departure 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Colombia voters elect political novices with possible links to death squads 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
European nations allege U.S. protectionism in tanker deal 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
European Union finance officials at impasse on global reform 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

washingtonpost.com - Politics RSS
Financial reform would shift Fed's authority away from regional banks 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
House Democrats' tactic for health-care bill is debated 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Obama's health-care reform speech in Ohio convinces a few skeptics 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
House Democrats scramble to ensure adequate deficit reduction in health bill 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Republicans criticize Democrats' plan to overhaul student lending 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Measure would force White House, private sector to collaborate in cyber-crisis 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
^UWith subtle shift in nuance, Hillary Clinton reiterates U.S. stance on Israel 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
U.S. Chamber of Commerce sets sights on Democrats ahead of midterm elections 3/16/2010 11:55:57 PM Discuss

Wash Post Business
Equipment fuels a modest rise in industrial production 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Moody's warns nations to cut spending or risk AAA ratings 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Immigrants vulnerable as recession spurs more bosses to shortchange workers 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Financial reform would shift Fed's authority away from regional banks 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
As economy booms, China faces major water shortage 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
BroadSoft, telecommunications software firm in Gaithersburg, files for IPO 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
S&P takes Greece off credit watch 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Measure would force White House, private sector to collaborate in cyber-crisis 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

Wash Post Technology
How the FCC's new national broadband plan is expected to affect consumers 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
China appears to be preparing for Google departure 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Measure would force White House, private sector to collaborate in cyber-crisis 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Arthroscopic surgery revolutionizes approach to repairing damaged joints 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
China warns Google to obey Chinese law 3/16/2010 11:45:59 AM Discuss
The FCC avoids the easy solution to broadband problem 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
SemaConnect trying to fill a niche in the electric-car era 3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
China holds firm against Google, says firm must obey its laws 3/13/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

washingtonpost.com - Sports RSS
Tiger Woods announces his comeback and plans to return to competitive golf at the Masters 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Without suspended Alex Ovechkin, Washington Capitals rout Florida Panthers 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Dick Vermeil predicts Larry Johnson will push Clinton Portis 'right out of a job' 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Tiger Woods's Masters plan is good for golf, but is it best for him? 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Alfonso Soriano hasn't given the Chicago Cubs what they paid for 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Joey Porter to visit Redskins 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Goalkeeper Troy Perkins finds himself right at home with D.C. United 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Andray Blatche is latest Wizard to fall as team drops ninth in a row 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

washingtonpost.com - Editorials
The administration keeps the right principles in amending No Child Left Behind 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Maryland legislators need to get over their anxiety about a bag tax 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Targeting illegal immigrants, Arizona goes too far 3/17/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
The U.S. quarrel with Israel 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
New hope for the District's school voucher program 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Health-reform vote deserves a reasonable process 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
The benefits of national standards for student achievement 3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Egypt's chance for change 3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

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HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Mom Jogger hit by plane was excited to head home
I suppose he never considered he was going to his
Byline: davidkoresh

Women girls rape victims in Haiti quake aftermath
Notice how haiti s men were not included, as they consider it
Byline: davidkoresh

Clashes erupt in Jerusalem US envoy cancels trip
Where will monkey-boy (mudslime) send Amtrash Joe next
Byline: davidkoresh

Obama Administration
Why Teh Smokester wants one.... (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Judge Winfrey must defend ex headmistress s suit (AP)
And another daily lib-in-deep-shit story....
Byline: Iben

Land price record broken twice in day
China in denial
Byline: smokeskull

Nurses union Care does not include sex (Reuters)
Ever heard of blue balls you inconsiderate whores?
Byline: smokeskull

Clinton Israel must prove commitment to peace (AP)
Whereas the ones that are sworn to murder all the infidels need not show any commitment to peace.
Byline: EvilDoersRUs

GOP assails Dems on approach to health bill (AP)
Dummycrats cheat their way to socialized medicine....
Byline: Iben

Magnitude 4.4 earthquake shakes Southern Calif. (AP)
One can only hoap the aftershocks reach....
Byline: Iben

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