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Issue Number 1168Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Wednesday, March 17, 2010

STREET BEAT!

World s shortest man dies aged 21 (Reuters)

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I want one! (Pic)

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--smokeskull

Awesome. I promise I will feed it and take care of it.

TOP SOURCES!

ACLU

Air America

Bill Oreilly

Bush Approval Ratings

Colbert Report

Iraq Casualties

Keith Olberman

North Korean News

Rasmussen Reports

Sean Hannity

Obama Administration
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You go, boy!!!

NPR Topics: News
Rum Money Ignites Brawl Between U.S. Territories 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Police Commandos Crack Down On Afghan Drug Trade 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Bid To Revive Privacy Board Awaits Nominees 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Counting On The COBRA Subsidy For Coverage 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Proponents Seek To Resurrect Public Option 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
China's Capital Of Capitalism Weathers Recession 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Funding Halted For Virtual Fence On Mexico Border 3/16/2010 9:01:00 PM Discuss
Holder Says Bin Laden Won't Be Captured Alive 3/16/2010 4:51:00 PM Discuss

NPR Topics: World
Police Commandos Crack Down On Afghan Drug Trade 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
China's Capital Of Capitalism Weathers Recession 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Funding Halted For Virtual Fence On Mexico Border 3/16/2010 9:01:00 PM Discuss
Vatican Rejects Pope Role In Sex Abuse Cover-Up 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Arrest Brings New Chill In U.S.-Cuba Relations 3/16/2010 2:55:00 PM Discuss

NPR Topics: Politics
Bid To Revive Privacy Board Awaits Nominees 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Holder Says Bin Laden Won't Be Captured Alive 3/16/2010 4:51:00 PM Discuss
The Real Problem With Earmarks And Congress 3/16/2010 4:00:00 PM Discuss
Maryland PR Firm Runs For Congress 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Tea Party Activists Rally Against Health Care 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Democrats Weigh Obscure Tactic To Pass Health Care 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Ex-Majority Whip On Corralling Votes 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Ex-Lawmaker On Cost Of Voting With Conscience 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss

NPR Topics: Business
China's Capital Of Capitalism Weathers Recession 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Rum Money Ignites Brawl Between U.S. Territories 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
How To Make Shift Work Family Friendly 3/16/2010 7:01:00 PM Discuss
Honda Recalls 410,000 Vehicles For Brake Problems 3/16/2010 3:26:00 PM Discuss
Listeners' Tax Questions Answered 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
FDIC Chief: Banking Challenges Remain 3/16/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Fed Leaves Interest Rates At Record-Low Level 3/16/2010 2:23:00 PM Discuss
Twitter To Expand Footprint Through @Anywhere Platform 3/16/2010 2:02:00 PM Discuss

NPR Topics: Science
Obama Policy Shelves Most Bush-Era Stem Cell Lines 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bacteria On Your Fingertips Could Identify You 3/16/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Naughty Kids More Likely To Report Chronic Pain As Adults 3/15/2010 2:31:00 PM Discuss
Temporary Hearing Loss May Rewire Kids' Brains 3/15/2010 11:48:00 AM Discuss
On-Demand Body Parts: Inventing The Bio-Printer 3/14/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Celebrate Pi Day With Your Own 'Pi-Ku' 3/14/2010 9:00:00 AM Discuss
Haiti's Geology Slowly Giving Up Its Secrets 3/13/2010 3:00:00 PM Discuss
Ancient Shipwrecks A Wonder Of 'Baltic Triangle' 3/13/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

NPR Topics: U.S.
Counting On The COBRA Subsidy For Coverage 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Rum Money Ignites Brawl Between U.S. Territories 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Proponents Seek To Resurrect Public Option 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Bid To Revive Privacy Board Awaits Nominees 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
How To Make Shift Work Family Friendly 3/16/2010 7:01:00 PM Discuss
Funding Halted For Virtual Fence On Mexico Border 3/16/2010 9:01:00 PM Discuss
Holder Says Bin Laden Won't Be Captured Alive 3/16/2010 4:51:00 PM Discuss
The Real Problem With Earmarks And Congress 3/16/2010 4:00:00 PM Discuss

NPR Topics: Opinion
For NCAA's Tourney of 65, Less Is More 3/17/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
The Real Problem With Earmarks And Congress 3/16/2010 4:00:00 PM Discuss
The Nation: The Beginning Of The Israel Showdown 3/16/2010 8:15:00 AM Discuss
The New Republic: Don't Cry For Beckham 3/16/2010 7:58:00 AM Discuss
National Review: Virtues Of A "Common" Education 3/16/2010 7:43:00 AM Discuss
End March Sadness: Let 'Em All Play 3/16/2010 12:01:00 AM Discuss
Foreign Policy: The New Drug War We've Already Met 3/15/2010 3:26:00 PM Discuss
Should Lawyers Represent Terrorists? 3/15/2010 1:00:00 PM Discuss

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Money

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North Korea

Obama Administration

Pirates!

Swine Flu

Obama Administration

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Howz bouts a Brillo Pad hair pic?.... (Pic)

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--Iben

HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Mom Jogger hit by plane was excited to head home
I suppose he never considered he was going to his
Byline: davidkoresh

Women girls rape victims in Haiti quake aftermath
Notice how haiti s men were not included, as they consider it
Byline: davidkoresh

Clashes erupt in Jerusalem US envoy cancels trip
Where will monkey-boy (mudslime) send Amtrash Joe next
Byline: davidkoresh

Obama Administration
Why Teh Smokester wants one.... (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Judge Winfrey must defend ex headmistress s suit (AP)
And another daily lib-in-deep-shit story....
Byline: Iben

Land price record broken twice in day
China in denial
Byline: smokeskull

Nurses union Care does not include sex (Reuters)
Ever heard of blue balls you inconsiderate whores?
Byline: smokeskull

Clinton Israel must prove commitment to peace (AP)
Whereas the ones that are sworn to murder all the infidels need not show any commitment to peace.
Byline: EvilDoersRUs

GOP assails Dems on approach to health bill (AP)
Dummycrats cheat their way to socialized medicine....
Byline: Iben

Magnitude 4.4 earthquake shakes Southern Calif. (AP)
One can only hoap the aftershocks reach....
Byline: Iben

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