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Issue Number 1164Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Active Legislation -- Tracked by GovTrack.us
Bill Action: Scheduled for Debate: H.Res. 1168: Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3650) to establish a National Harmful Algal Bloom and Hypoxia Program, to develop and coordinate a comprehensive and integrated strategy... 3/11/2010 4:10:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Scheduled for Debate: H.R. 4252: Inland Empire Perchlorate Ground Water Plume Assessment Act of 2009 3/11/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1165: Appointing and authorizing managers for the impeachment of G. Thomas Porteous, Jr., a Judge for the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana. 3/11/2010 1:42:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1107: Recognizing the 189th anniversary of the independence of Greece and celebrating Greek and American democracy. 3/11/2010 1:41:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1047: Commending The Ohio State University Buckeyes football team for its victory in the 2010 Rose Bowl. 3/11/2010 1:41:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1031: Impeaching G. Thomas Porteous, Jr., judge of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana, for high crimes and misdemeanors. 3/11/2010 12:44:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.Con.Res. 251: Recognizing the life of Orlando Zapata Tamayo, who died on February 23, 2010, in the custody of the Government of Cuba, and calling for a continued focus on the promotion of... 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.Con.Res. 252: Recognizing the life of Orlando Zapata Tamayo, who died on February 23, 2010, in the custody of the Government of Cuba, and calling for a continued focus on the promotion of... 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

Active Legislation (Except New Bills) -- Tracked by GovTrack.us
Bill Action: Scheduled for Debate: H.Res. 1168: Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 3650) to establish a National Harmful Algal Bloom and Hypoxia Program, to develop and coordinate a comprehensive and integrated strategy... 3/11/2010 4:10:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Scheduled for Debate: H.R. 4252: Inland Empire Perchlorate Ground Water Plume Assessment Act of 2009 3/11/2010 2:35:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1165: Appointing and authorizing managers for the impeachment of G. Thomas Porteous, Jr., a Judge for the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana. 3/11/2010 1:42:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1107: Recognizing the 189th anniversary of the independence of Greece and celebrating Greek and American democracy. 3/11/2010 1:41:00 PM Discuss
Bill Action: Passed House: H.Res. 1047: Commending The Ohio State University Buckeyes football team for its victory in the 2010 Rose Bowl. 3/11/2010 1:41:00 PM Discuss

Introduced Legislation -- Tracked by GovTrack.us
Bill Action: Introduced: H.Con.Res. 251: Recognizing the life of Orlando Zapata Tamayo, who died on February 23, 2010, in the custody of the Government of Cuba, and calling for a continued focus on the promotion of... 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.Con.Res. 252: Recognizing the life of Orlando Zapata Tamayo, who died on February 23, 2010, in the custody of the Government of Cuba, and calling for a continued focus on the promotion of... 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4820: To amend the Fair Housing Act to prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity, and for other purposes. 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4821: To amend title 5, United States Code, to make stillborn children eligible for optional life insurance coverage. 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4822: To provide for the settlement of claims arising from the failure of the Natural Resource Conservation Service (and former Soil Conservation Service) to carry out the Houlka Creek... 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4823: To establish the Sedona-Red Rock National Scenic Area in the Coconino National Forest, Arizona, and for other purposes. 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4824: To provide for the conveyance of a small parcel of land in the Coconino National Forest, Arizona. 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss
Bill Action: Introduced: H.R. 4827: To provide for the conveyance of a small parcel of Natural Resources Conservation Service property in Riverside, California, and for other purposes. 3/11/2010 12:00:00 AM Discuss

Enacted Legislation -- Tracked by GovTrack.us

Congressional Votes -- Tracked by GovTrack.us
House Vote: On Passage - House - H.R. 4506 Bankruptcy Judgeship Act of 2010 - Under Suspension of the Rules 3/12/2010 11:26:00 AM Discuss
House Vote: On Approving the Journal 3/12/2010 11:14:00 AM Discuss
House Vote: On Passage - House - H.R. 3650 Harmful Algal Blooms and Hypoxia Research and Control Amendments Act 3/12/2010 11:06:00 AM Discuss
House Vote: On Passage - House - H.Res. 1107 Recognizing the 189th anniversary of the independence of Greece and celebrating Greek and American democracy - Under Suspension of the Rules 3/11/2010 1:41:00 PM Discuss
House Vote: On Motion to Refer the Resolution: H.Res. 1164 Raising a question of the privileges of the House 3/11/2010 1:31:00 PM Discuss
House Vote: On Ordering the Previous Question: H.Res. 1164 Raising a question of the privileges of the House 3/11/2010 1:14:00 PM Discuss
House Vote: On Agreeing to Article IV of the Resolution: H.Res. 1031 Impeaching G. Thomas Porteous, Jr., judge of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana, for high crimes and misdemeanors 3/11/2010 12:44:00 PM Discuss
House Vote: On Agreeing to Article III of the Resolution: H.Res. 1031 Impeaching G. Thomas Porteous, Jr., judge of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana, for high crimes and misdemeanors 3/11/2010 12:11:00 PM Discuss

Upcoming Congressional Committee Meetings -- Tracked by GovTrack.us
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Energy and Natural Resources -- Public Lands and Forests Subcommittee 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Judiciary 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Foreign Relations 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Armed Services 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Environment and Public Works 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation -- Science and Space Subcommittee 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss
Committee Meeting Notice: Senate Appropriations -- Financial Services and General Government Subcommittee 3/12/2010 6:47:10 AM Discuss

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Runaway Prius case presents nagging questions (AP)
Like why the dumb fucker didn t put it in neutral....
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Why nawt a bumpy hair pic?.... (Pic)
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Reid s wife undergoes surgery after traffic crash (AP)
Soon to AZZraped with a double ended dildo by Tammy Faye....
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Women on the pill may live longer study says (AP)
And screw longer....
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2 months after Haiti quake housing still elusive (AP)
Why don t they just build grass huts in a circle....
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Christian right leaders deeply troubled by the growing Tea Party movement (The Newsroom)
Tough shit....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
Libs suck....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
This country was founded on conservative principles....
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Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
As it should be....
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Dems seek agreement quick vote on health care (AP)
How long have they been seeking these things?....
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