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Issue Number 1164Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Saturday, March 13, 2010

STREET BEAT!

Lesbian teen sues to force school to hold prom (AP)

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No wonder she can t git a date with guys.... (Pic)

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--Iben

Oink, oink.

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OOPS.... (Pic)

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HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Runaway Prius case presents nagging questions (AP)
Like why the dumb fucker didn t put it in neutral....
Byline: Iben

Obama Administration
Why nawt a bumpy hair pic?.... (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Reid s wife undergoes surgery after traffic crash (AP)
Soon to AZZraped with a double ended dildo by Tammy Faye....
Byline: Iben

Women on the pill may live longer study says (AP)
And screw longer....
Byline: Iben

2 months after Haiti quake housing still elusive (AP)
Why don t they just build grass huts in a circle....
Byline: Iben

Christian right leaders deeply troubled by the growing Tea Party movement (The Newsroom)
Tough shit....
Byline: Iben

Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
Libs suck....
Byline: Iben

Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
This country was founded on conservative principles....
Byline: Iben

Texas ed board vote reflects far right influences (AP)
As it should be....
Byline: Iben

Dems seek agreement quick vote on health care (AP)
How long have they been seeking these things?....
Byline: Iben

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