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Making Duck Soup Out of 2009 (NewsSpanker)
"...
Hail Freedonia (Pic)
..."
--JoeThePlumber
Freedonia is bankrupt and asking for a bailout -- sound familiar? The wealthy Mrs. Teasdale, played by the redoubtable Margaret Dumont, says the only way she'll come up with the money is if the country appoints as its new leader Rufus T. Firefly -- played by Groucho, as only a true clown can play a charlatan. He sings, "The last man nearly ruined this place, he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait 'til I get through with it." Cabinet meetings are run with a decorum worthy of contemporary Washington. (Finance Minister: "Here is the Treasury Department's report, sir. I hope you'll find it clear." Groucho: "Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.")
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 Making Duck Soup Out of 2009 (NewsSpanker)
"...
Hail Freedonia (Pic)
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 --JoeThePlumber
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 Lindsay Lohan SamRo New Years Spat Or Splat? (E! Online)
"...
What does Lohan see in this mutant? (Pic)
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--smokeskull
HOT OFF THE PRESS!

NBC bumps Ann Coulter denies conspiracy (Reuters)
HAHAHA!
Byline: smokeskull

Milky Way spins faster has more mass than thought astronomers (AFP)
Also determined to be in the shape of a giant dong.
Byline: smokeskull

Wanted Border monitors to oversee Gaza truce (AP)
How about getting a truce first.
Byline: smokeskull

Bush to establish 3 marine monuments in Pacific (AP)
He chose monument designs by how much they compelled him to beat off.
Byline: smokeskull

US First Cat India dies (AFP)
Bush gets to leave his stinky rodent buried in the yard like a hillbilly.
Byline: smokeskull

Death certificate Travolta son killed by seizure (AP)
Better cremate him quick to hide the evidence of him having no medication in his system.
Byline: smokeskull

Making Duck Soup Out of 2009 (NewsSpanker)
re: Hail Freedonia (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Master Board
re: Well, children here s the real numbers :
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Making Duck Soup Out of 2009 (NewsSpanker)
re: Hail Freedonia (Pic)
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Gaza civilian toll rises diplomats seek truce (AP)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!....
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