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Issue Number 686Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Thursday, November 20, 2008

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Back home Palin faces tough budget unfinished oil pipeline (AP)

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Is the worst over or not?

Groxx / Most Popular News
Woman flown to Puerto Rico instead of Florida 11/20/2008 12:42:10 AM Discuss
Lost, scared and nude 11/19/2008 6:59:05 PM Discuss
A 9-year-old's lesson on power of words 11/19/2008 2:43:26 PM Discuss
Man arrested for hitting girlfriend with sandwich 11/19/2008 2:23:14 PM Discuss
Dine and dasher left comment card behind 11/19/2008 5:52:02 AM Discuss
City Threatens Blind Woman Over Unpaid 1-cent Bill 11/18/2008 11:49:25 PM Discuss
Paraplegic robs credit union; hides the "take" in false leg. 11/18/2008 7:48:49 PM Discuss
Juror Flirts With Murder Suspect 11/18/2008 1:34:42 PM Discuss

Groxx / Recently Submitted
Pedro Mateache 11/20/2008 5:43:03 AM Discuss
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Assembly Automation Equipments 11/20/2008 4:48:30 AM Discuss

Groxx / Most Popular News / Politics
Gun shop that flew flag upside down apologizes, fires employee 11/17/2008 2:11:56 AM Discuss
Bookies Hold Obama Payout on Death Fears 11/11/2008 2:54:38 PM Discuss
Coin Toss Decides Minnesota Mayor's Race 11/10/2008 10:38:47 AM Discuss
Nudists want to vote nude 11/6/2008 12:09:49 AM Discuss
Deliver us from scandal, Lord 11/3/2008 4:24:16 PM Discuss
McCain supporter turns away children of Obama supporters during trick-or-treat 11/3/2008 11:17:19 AM Discuss
Alzheimer's patients vote 10/31/2008 3:16:11 AM Discuss
SHOCKING Sign battle starts with a zzzzzzzt! 10/30/2008 3:19:51 PM Discuss

Groxx / Most Popular News / Idiot
Woman flown to Puerto Rico instead of Florida 11/20/2008 12:42:10 AM Discuss
Man arrested for hitting girlfriend with sandwich 11/19/2008 2:23:14 PM Discuss
Dine and dasher left comment card behind 11/19/2008 5:52:02 AM Discuss
Woman out $400K to 'Nigerian scam' con artists 11/15/2008 5:33:16 PM Discuss
Dumb Criminals: Couple Arrested for Pot and Weapons After Calling Police Themselves 11/12/2008 3:40:21 PM Discuss
Cleaning cobwebs with blow torch blamed for house fire 11/9/2008 4:48:10 AM Discuss
Driver hauls trash on car's hood, strikes woman, boys 11/7/2008 12:51:42 PM Discuss
Missing Teeth Gum Up Relationship 11/4/2008 2:14:19 PM Discuss

Groxx / Most Popular News / Drugs-Alcohol
Man leaves ID behind at sobriety checkpoint 11/12/2008 2:41:45 PM Discuss
Judge hears cases while high on drugs 11/11/2008 6:45:12 PM Discuss
Coke: It Really IS the Real Thing! 11/10/2008 9:45:02 PM Discuss
Reporter Becomes YouTube Sensation With Drunk Plagiarism Confession 11/10/2008 2:39:29 PM Discuss
'I think the Zamboni driver is drunk' 11/4/2008 1:51:39 AM Discuss
50 lbs. pot seized from home 11/3/2008 11:19:15 AM Discuss
Google asks, "Do you really want to drunk e-mail?" 10/31/2008 1:09:13 PM Discuss
Florida deputies inadvertently Taser undercover agent 10/31/2008 1:02:51 PM Discuss

Groxx / Most Popular News / Front Page News
Man's body found in paper bale 11/12/2008 3:40:24 PM Discuss
Scientists say a rock can soak up carbon dioxide 11/10/2008 9:46:45 PM Discuss
Texas Paper Doesn't Bother to Report Obama's Win, Readers Protest 11/9/2008 3:53:58 PM Discuss
Spermicide Coke, stale chips research wins Ig Nobels 10/6/2008 10:42:35 PM Discuss
Father of the internet: 'web is running out of addresses' 10/1/2008 10:49:35 AM Discuss
Daughter of Radical Muslim Cleric Exposed as Pole Dancer 9/28/2008 9:32:04 PM Discuss
Pig Truck Closes Interstate For 9 Hours 9/17/2008 5:45:57 PM Discuss
Can't afford a house? How about ONE Euro? Come to Sicily! 9/4/2008 12:31:04 AM Discuss

Groxx / Most Popular News / Crime
Paraplegic robs credit union; hides the "take" in false leg. 11/18/2008 7:48:49 PM Discuss
Russia church 'stolen by thieves' -- but no one saw it happen. 11/17/2008 4:28:49 PM Discuss
Could robber's luck be any worse? 11/16/2008 8:05:12 PM Discuss
Big purse saves student from bullet 11/15/2008 12:02:56 PM Discuss
Police probe break-in try at 24-hour supermarket 11/14/2008 9:35:56 PM Discuss
Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash 11/14/2008 8:35:49 PM Discuss
Man Caught Stealing Gas - to job hunt! 11/10/2008 9:46:13 PM Discuss
Thief repays 100 for stealing cigarettes 11/10/2008 9:10:12 PM Discuss

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Presidency 2008

Obama staff combines DC with Chicago (AP)

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Sounds liek the staff from Mad magazine.... (Pic)

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--Iben

HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Finger pointing begins as Senate nixes auto vote (AP)
Looks liek the do-nothing congress does nothing to help the economy!!!....
Byline: Iben

Finger pointing begins as Senate nixes auto vote (AP)
Y all elected them libbies....
Byline: Iben

Al Qaida s No. 2 leader insults Obama with racial epithet (AP)
Good, now he doesn t have to feel bad about bombing the hell out of them when their positions are identified...
Byline: Sharinganopinion

Sen. Clinton weighing secretary of state post (AP)
Her left hip and her right hip are arguing about it...but her butt wants the seat ; )
Byline: Sharinganopinion

Maine man sheds 140 pounds to join the Marines (AP)
I m pretty sure he s not a lib-hippie dumtard....
Byline: Iben

Scientists find new penguin extinct for 500 years (AP)
re: I didn t have time to read this crap, was it in Iowa ?
Byline: Iben

Africa rejoices over Obama but seeks own answers (AP)
I guess they realize now....
Byline: Iben

Scientists find new penguin extinct for 500 years (AP)
I didn t have time to read this crap, was it in Iowa ?
Byline: davidkoresh

Money
I m so confused.... (Pic)
Byline: Iben

Democrats seek lower expectations for auto bailout (AP)
The past two elections have produced lower expectations;
Byline: davidkoresh

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