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Issue Number 911Your news and your views. All the news in one place. Friday, July 03, 2009

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AP Exclusive Insomniac Jackson begged for drug (AP)

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Silly Mikkel Jerkson, shoulda gone to Walgreens.com.... (Pic)

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--Iben

And bought some of them Wal-Sleep Aid pills. Web price $9.99 per 100ct. Poor little feller.

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Jackson s will cuts out ex wife Debbie Rowe (AP)
"... Here s yer chance SILVER!!!.... (Pic) ..." --Iben
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Just say "WOOF, WOOF" and she'll come waggin' her tail.

Yahoo! News: Most Viewed
Video shows vigorous Jackson before death (AFP) 7/2/2009 6:23:28 PM Discuss
Who makes bank at the White House (The Yahoo! Newsroom) 7/2/2009 3:50:20 PM Discuss
Marines suffer casualties in new Afghan campaign (AP) 7/3/2009 12:04:24 AM Discuss
Los Angeles police under scrutiny in Jackson death (AP) 7/3/2009 12:08:19 AM Discuss
Jackson ex-wife shows interest in custody of kids (AP) 7/3/2009 12:05:38 AM Discuss
FBI notes: Saddam Hussein sought familiar refuge (AP) 7/3/2009 12:11:42 AM Discuss
Did hacker threaten Sanford and lover over affair? (McClatchy Newspapers) 7/2/2009 7:24:00 PM Discuss
Senate bill fines people refusing health coverage (AP) 7/3/2009 12:17:19 AM Discuss

Yahoo! News: World News
Marines suffer casualties in new Afghan campaign (AP) 7/3/2009 12:04:24 AM Discuss
FBI notes: Saddam Hussein sought familiar refuge (AP) 7/3/2009 12:11:42 AM Discuss
OAS chief says sanctions likely in Honduras (AP) 7/2/2009 10:46:54 PM Discuss
Oil hovers above $66 after dismal jobs data (AP) 7/3/2009 12:18:03 AM Discuss
UN chief to lobby Myanmar for Suu Kyi's release (AP) 7/2/2009 11:27:55 PM Discuss

Yahoo! News: Politics News
Obama to tell Putin: Time to move past Cold War (AP) 7/3/2009 12:03:26 AM Discuss
GOP, White House at odds on Sotomayor documents (AP) 7/3/2009 12:23:43 AM Discuss
Senate bill fines people refusing health coverage (AP) 7/3/2009 12:17:19 AM Discuss
Obama calls Dems to talk health care (Politico) 7/2/2009 9:22:58 PM Discuss
Capitol Hell: Worst states to govern (Politico) 7/2/2009 7:09:01 PM Discuss
Documents describe chaos of Gitmo's early months (AP) 7/2/2009 9:17:55 PM Discuss
SC senator defends ouster of Honduran president (AP) 7/2/2009 9:48:49 PM Discuss
Pa. senator guilty of $3.5M fraud seeks new trial (AP) 7/2/2009 8:31:14 PM Discuss

Yahoo! News: Business
Bleak payrolls report mauls Wall St; volume thin (Reuters) 7/2/2009 5:47:56 PM Discuss
U.S. job losses spike in June, dampen recovery hopes (Reuters) 7/2/2009 5:33:13 PM Discuss
J&J buys $1 billion Elan stake, gains Alzheimer's R&D (Reuters) 7/2/2009 4:40:02 PM Discuss
Earnings to set tone for stocks in week ahead (Reuters) 7/2/2009 7:02:48 PM Discuss
Fate of GM in hands of bankruptcy judge (Reuters) 7/2/2009 5:57:14 PM Discuss
CA-CANADA Summary (Reuters) 7/2/2009 5:29:15 PM Discuss
Fannie, Freddie ease terms for mortgage refinance (Reuters) 7/1/2009 5:57:34 PM Discuss
AIG to sell consumer finance unit in Colombia (AP) 7/1/2009 5:10:28 PM Discuss

Yahoo! News: Science News
Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep (AP) 7/2/2009 2:14:01 PM Discuss
NASA astronaut takes Twitter to space en Espanol (AP) 7/2/2009 4:45:29 PM Discuss
Myanmar fossil may shed light on evolution (AP) 7/2/2009 11:00:34 AM Discuss
The Strange Ingredients in Fireworks (LiveScience.com) 7/2/2009 4:50:51 PM Discuss
Climate change shrinks wild sheep: scientists (AFP) 7/2/2009 3:10:48 PM Discuss
China blasts US climate bill (AFP) 7/2/2009 7:00:38 AM Discuss
Vatican should learn from Galileo mess, prelate says (Reuters) 7/2/2009 12:11:27 PM Discuss
Tamiflu-resistant swine flu patient found in Japan: govt (AFP) 7/2/2009 5:19:12 PM Discuss

Yahoo! News: Entertainment News
Jackson memorial set for Tuesday in LA (AP) 7/2/2009 9:38:25 PM Discuss
Los Angeles police under scrutiny in Jackson death (AP) 7/2/2009 10:07:50 PM Discuss
Jermaine Jackson on Michael's death: 'I wish it was me' (E! Online) 7/2/2009 11:46:08 AM Discuss
Neil Patrick Harris Eyes Emmy Gig (E! Online) 7/2/2009 2:14:03 PM Discuss
Jackson Memorial Set for Staples Center, Funeral Plans Falling Into Place (E! Online) 7/2/2009 10:51:30 PM Discuss
AEG chief: Rehearsal footage may become motion pic (AP) 7/2/2009 10:04:34 PM Discuss
Unscripted TV fare balances real with "reality" (Reuters) 7/3/2009 12:10:49 AM Discuss
Belgian film offers complex portrait of Singing Nun (Reuters) 7/2/2009 11:00:44 PM Discuss

Yahoo! News: Odd News
Police: Conn. teens mishear sex screams, beat man (AP) 7/2/2009 8:37:48 PM Discuss
Va. woman rides to landfill in trash bin (AP) 7/2/2009 8:37:35 PM Discuss
Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich (AP) 7/2/2009 8:38:09 PM Discuss
New Swiss firefighting tool: TV remote control (AP) 7/2/2009 8:38:09 PM Discuss
Conn. woman's encounter with 'Big Foot' a hoax (AP) 7/2/2009 3:52:34 PM Discuss
Man had boss killed to save job? (Reuters) 6/30/2009 11:53:02 AM Discuss
Mosquito repellent firm in dock for mosquito breeding (Reuters) 6/30/2009 11:51:28 AM Discuss
Daily sex makes for healthier sperm (Reuters) 6/30/2009 11:49:08 AM Discuss

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Analysis US role in Iraq doesn t end just yet (AP)

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Uh-oh libs.... (Pic)

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--Iben

HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Marines suffer first casualties in Afghan campaign (AP)
Why no anti-war Code Pink anti-Oblamma The Warmonger rallies this weekend?....
Byline: Iben

Master Board
re: Have a nice fourth, youse guys
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Master Board
re: Have a nice fourth, youse guys
Byline: Iben

Master Board
Have a nice fourth, youse guys
Byline: SILVERBACK

Study New flu inefficient in attacking people (AP)
I thought it was a pandemic....
Byline: Iben

Court decriminalizes gay sex in Indian capital (AP)
By the many arms of Vishnu
Byline: SILVERBACK

Master Board
re: What is soylent green?....
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Master Board
re: What is soylent green?....
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re: Iboz,
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Master Board
Iboz,
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